Emergency Measure No. 19
This is a news flash.
It has been impossible to tell who will win
the 44th election for the US presidency.
A top singer has upset the expected democratic candidate
Once again, the American election that just ended resulted in...
- America's great, isn't it? - You're right.
Oh, move your feet!
Have you called everyone?
I haven't been able to reach the defense minister.
Asshole...
It's me, where's the defense minister?
What? If you don't know, who does?
Tell him to come to the Blue House in 30 minutes!
Jackson really did it.
I ought to call him and congratulate him.
You know him?
Of course I do. Too bad he doesn't know me.
Hello? Yeah, it's me.
What's wrong? What is it?
What? An accident?
Darn!
How can you come speeding out of a one way street like that?
Hey, get out of the car for a minute.
If you hit another car, you should get out, right?
Give him some money.
I'm not asking for money!
Let's go!
Blue house?
Son-of-a... You're calling your bar the Blue House?
You can't use the Blue House name like that!
Hey!
- What is it? - Are You alright, sir?
I won't let you off like that. You dare to run?
There's no way you can run from me.
Hey! Are you crazy?
I'm not crazy, I was just hit by a car.
Do you know who we are?
Do you know who this car belongs to, you asshole!
Actually, I don't care. If you hit someone,
you should apologize instead of running like that.
Asshole! So you hit us back?
You little prick. How old are you?
You're asking for it, you little brat.
- Let's go! - Yes, sir!
He's a big man, move.
Big man? Is he taking a big shit back there?
Let's see what he looks like. The darn shade's so dark!
Let go!
Wait.
What do you want?
You must be the owner of this car.
Shouldn't you at least say you're sorry?
I'm sorry, happy now?
You call that an apology? I'm sorry, happy now?
You're really pissing me off!
Get lost, okay?
Get out and apologize!
Get going!
Fine, do as you wish. Go ahead run me over.
I'm calling the police.
Hey, stop right there! Hey! You son-of-a...
Fine, go. You're in real trouble now!
I'm going to follow you all the way.
Gee...
Bunch of assholes pop out of nowhere...
When a singer became the prime minister of Japan,
what did you tell me?
Didn't you learn anything from the situations in
England, France and Germany?
What's this?!
The U.S. is the U.S. No need for worry yet.
That's what you think.
What if someone begins to take action?
What if Na Hoona runs for election and
Fin. K.L. begins election campaigns?
Oh, my neck... Shit...
Gee, give me some rest. Don't come near me!
Janghoon, take this...
What is it this time?
I put my love in it.
I'll take it tomorrow.
Sh! Please don't say no.
I prepared something else! Bye, Janghoon.
Janghoon, don't I look pretty?
Bye, Janghoon. Bye...
Oh, I'm gonna...
God, I'm so dizzy.
You call that a plan?
Mr. President, in England, Paul McCartney is
receiving full support as the candidate for prime minister.
We can't set our guards down.
In the U.S., Madonna is being fingered for vice president.
Even if a singer would run for the presidency,
will the people go for it?
Sir, "My only woman in the world"
One flick of Na Hoona's finger will give him 10 million votes.
400,000 postal workers move for Letter without a Stamp, sir.
A nameless weed on a windy lonely hill!
15 million weedy lives will give their vote for this song.
Enough!
There's also Song Daegwan with 'A Ticket in My Hand'.
In fact, he's more dangerous, sir!
Stop!
Alright! Deal with it appropriately!
Yes, Mr. President!
This is a news flash.
The government invoked Emergency Measure No. 19.
If you see a singer after this time,
notify the police or the army nearby at once.
The Armored Brigade and the 7th Infantry go to
the 3 broadcast stations in Yeouido.
The 3rd Air Cavalry go to all the cable music stations.
Round up all the singers that are currently appearing!
- Yes, sir! - Hurry up! Move it!
Defcon alert!
4-85.9000! Defcon alert! Defcon alert!
Get in! Defcon alert! Come on, get in!
- Hurry up and get in! - Defcon alert! Get in!
Hurry up and load up!
4-85.9000 Defcon alert! Defcon alert!
Dear citizens!
The singers are hindering the development of our country
and have disabled the power of the citizens.
With vulgar lyrics, they have had a bad influence
on the youth of our country.
In order to protect the citizens from such dangers,
the government has announced Emergency Measure No. 19.
Anyone singing songs or even listening to them
will be punished by law.
The government asks that you give your full participation.
From this moment on,
the government and the army declare
a war against the singers of this country!
- Arrest him! - Yes, sir!
- Hand over that note! - Come out!
There's Harisu! Get her!
Oh, gee, why are they after me?
I'm exempt from the army.
- Only the hat is left. - Come on!
Harisu, we know you're in there! Come on out!
Who is it? I'm taking a shit!
Stop fooling around and come out!
Hey! Don't talk to me like that!
I'm exempt from the army.
- Take her! - Hey! Wait!
- I'm going to faint. - Take her!
Stop right there! Stop!
Assholes, stop! Stop!
How irritating.
Let's take them head on.
Hey, come on! Put your guns down and fight!
Put your guns down.
Get them!
Yeah, Sanghyuk.
Those fucking guns!
- Are You afraid guns? - Hell, yeah.
Here, arrest me.
Me, too.
Hello.
You took off after hitting my car yesterday.
What the...
How could you hit a car and go home
without even apologizing?
What? Who do you think you are!
Hey, asshole!
Asshole? Hey, asshole!
I wouldn't let you off even if you begged on your knees.
You stay right there! Where are you?
At my house, asshole.
So where's your house, you asshole?
If I tell you, you're going to send some more guys over?
Try and find me. I'm in Seoul.
Seoul? Is all of Seoul your house, you asshole?
What a real ass. You're such a jerk.
I've never seen such an ass. Do I look that easy to you?
Oh, it's Kim Janghoon.
Okay, try me.
Send your boys to Hannam Bridge.
Tell them to make a U turn to Yongsan
and then send them back. You son-of-a-bitch!
Hello. Hello. Hey, you asshole!
What the...
Who is it?
What a piece of shit!
Hey.
- Did you give him my card? - What?
Asshole!
Let me be! Leave me alone.
I'm leaving you for a while.
I'll miss you again in a few days.
I might come looking for you.
If by chance I change my mind
and I don't look for you
prepare to part and erase me.
I'm so sorry.
Hong Kyungmin! Hong Kyungmin!
You are under arrest for violating Emergency Measure No. 19.
- What? - What's going on?
You can't come on stage like that during a performance.
Arrest him!
What are you doing?
Come on out!
- Kyungmin! - Kyungmin!
It's me, I need a favor. Soldiers are taking him.
Who? Your fianc�?
Stop joking around! Did I ever ask for a favor?
What are you going to do? Do something!
He probably did something to get arrested.
Gotta go!
Hello. Hello! Gee...
It's not what you said. What are you doing?
Keep this guy quiet!
What should we do?
We can't let them go.
Hey, kids, move!
No way! Let Kyungmin off!
You don't know the situation. The Emergency Measure...
To hell with that! Let him go!
No! All singers are to be arrested!
We don't have time. Get going!
You really don't understand.
Everyone! Use the safety pins!
Save Kyungmin!
Move! Move it!
What's going on? I'm already late as it is.
Is the devil at work these days?
Run for now. I'll call you.
Will you be alright?
We'll die if you get caught. Go on, get going!
Okay, be careful!
I fucking love you, baby!
I love you!
Janghoon!
What's going on? It looks real.
Forget the small talk. Let's get out of here!
- Why? - Just do it!
Gee, I made it here without getting a flat...
- Asshole! - Raise your arms!
Hey, get in! Get in and cry quietly!
I came to surrender!
- Who Are you? - I'm a singer.
Aren't you a comedian?
I'm a singer.
What did you sing? Sing it!
When will you tell me.
Don't make it up. Let's go!
I even had a concert!
- Captain. - What is it?
It's Jinjoo.
- get her in the car. - I'm not Jinjoo.
- It's Jinjoo! - Wait a minute!
Will they let me off if I surrender?
Get in! You talk too much!
They'll let me off if I surrender, right?
- Shut up! - "I'm alright, I'm alright!"
Don't sing here.
- "I'm alright!" - Shut up!
Is this a good idea?
The foot of the candle is the darkest.
Janghoon!
Go home!
It's me, Hosoon. Don't you remember me?
- What Are You doing here? - I got something for you.
Quiet! Go on!
Janghoon...
Who are you?
Sorry there, Sorry.
Come on, hurry.
- What Are You doing? - I have no choice.
Be nice about it.
Understand how a father feels about such a daughter.
Get on with it.
Janghoon!
Are you done?
Oh, I feel something hard!
That's my belt, damnit!
- That's enough, let's go. - Mom, Just once more.
Hurry up, then!
See you later, Janghoon.
Hosoon, what about this guy?
Dad, he's nothing. Come on.
You're not important.
Wait until you have a daughter. We're a family of stalkers.
Janghoon...
Are you alright?
What a shitty life.
Statement Emergency Measure No. 19
What are they doing?
Are they joking?
Punishing anyone who sings or listens to songs by law...
That's a bunch of bull.
Crazy asses.
The sons-of-bitches are pissing me off.
Yeah, really. What should we do?
What do you think!
We should... get the hell out of here.
Gee, I totally ruined my image.
Did you call everyone? What?
Do you know how serious the situation is?
How stupid can you be?
What are you looking at?
I'm going to kill anyone who's late today.
And tell Gyungha to find out what's going on and call.
Not my phone.
Never mind why, just tell her to call Seoyeon's phone.
Crazy jerks...
You bitches don't listen, do you? Get over here now!
How many times to I have to tell those bitches.
Can't you talk without swearing?
Janghoon, Kyungmin, over here!
Are you alright?
- You alright, Kyungmin? - What the fuck...
- You're safe, too. - You know me.
Gee, are you alright?
They're arresting singers.
My car's dented and the crazy bitch!
This is the worst time of my life.
How about you?
Gee, I barely got away from them.
Did you hear about that Emergency Measure No. 19?
They're arresting everyone.
You two are probably on the blacklist.
What?
Why am I black listed?
I'm as clean as a balloon.
Gee. Aren't you a little old to be talking about balloons?
What does that have to do with age?
You guys have much underground experience.
They think you might lead the other singers in a riot.
What's more, you have such charisma.
Charisma? Hey, I don't have any charisma.
Listen. I thought of a way.
- What? - Come here.
We can't die like this. Right?
- Hey! - Let's do it!
Huh?
You know what I'm going to do, right?
Yeah, hurry up.
Let's do it, huh?
You son-of-a-bitch!
You call yourself a human being?
You were told not to listen to music.
A singer is hiding here. Come on out!
Gee...
- Who Are you? - I'm a singer.
- Who? - 'Seo Taiji and Boys'
You're not Seo Taiji.
I'm one of the boys.
What's a boy doing here? Bring Seo Taiji!
When I was part of the group long ago,
people treated me like a boy.
I'm a producer now. I have money, too.
If you keep calling me a boy when will I grow up?
I'm Juno, Lee Juno!
Hey, isn't he that Ohno guy, the American skater?
Oh, you asshole!
Hey, he acts just like him. So fucking sneaky.
We love you! Look at us.
We love you, Kyungmin!
- Who is that? - What's going on?
- Damn, What is it? - He's wearing rubber shoes
Look at the shoes.
Kyungmin! Are you alright?
We were so worried.
Thanks. Are you alright? Have you been hurt?
We're alright!
- Make a wish! - yeah.
Huh?
She's at it again.
Hey, stop making prank calls and hang up.
Hello? This isn't a prank call. I'm a singer.
I'm surrendering.
Singer? Who are you?
What? 'god'?
I don't sing like that. I'm a solo singer!
What's your name?
My name? Yang Jinsuk.
Singer, Yang Jinsuk. You don't know?
Song No. 4980 at song rooms.
'Love of 10 Years'. Don't you know?
I don't know and your name isn't on the list.
Gee, the government shouldn't be so careless.
My name isn't on the list?
You're driving me crazy. I'm telling you I'm surrendering.
Hang up, you asshole!
Gee, you lost a special promotion.
- Drink some water. - Thanks.
He's so gorgeous.
Hey, give me some radishes, too.
Damn it!
I have something to read.
Declaration!
Fellow citizens!
Vegimeal Box and Sakra are Korean singers...
As Korean singers... we do not have pride.
Dear soldiers! We will not sing again.
Why did we sing? Why...
We really regret becoming singers.
You know?
We love you all. We love you.
That's enough, get down! Arrest them!
Let us off just once.
Psy, lift your head.
- How do You feel right now? - Where have You been?
Tell us how you feel about the emergency measure.
I'm here because of marijuana. Weed!
Tada!
What is it? I didn't know there was such a place.
- Go in for now. - Janghoon.
Let's go in.
Watch your step.
What is this room?
This room is...
Well, it's for sleeping when I'm hiding from my parents.
Wow, this is great.
But there's one problem. There isn't a bathroom.
You can use these for now.
Okay.
And... Come with me.
And you can make calls outside with this.
Call me if anything happens.
Yeah, okay.
- Minji. - Yeah?
Thanks a lot.
Oh... I'll do my best.
- get him. - Hey!
Stop right there! Move!
Hey, stop! Get him!
Stop right there!
This way! Stop right there!
Oh ho!
You guys, really...
Stop smoking when you're watching guard.
Didn't I tell you not to attract attention?
Get out of the way!
I'm going to kill all those guys smoking out there.
And you guys, part that hair differently.
Look at you! Part down the middle!
That looks awful. I ought to cut it all off.
We're a fan club joined together by Kyungmin's music.
Let's get things right, huh?
What are you going to do about Janghoon?
I'm so frustrated because of him.
What's that group, Bamboo and
- Sidekick. - Yeah, Sidekick.
Call them and tell them to take him.
We don't have enough money to feed him, too.
Call them now.
You are under arrest for violating Emergency Measure No. 19.
What? Emergency Measure No. 19?
I placed first place at the Verdi Concours.
Do you know Verdi?
Do you know Puccini? I'm a classic.
What song comes out at the end of a day's broadcast?
The national anthem! I sang that, you know?
- Say classic. - classic.
You must be from Gyeongsang-do.
- Say classic. - Classic!
Don't overdo it. Go and be nice to your parents.
This is classical music.
My only woman in the world, there's no other like you.
No matter how much I look at you
I don't get tired of you, my love.
How can all the broadcasts be the same?
Yeah, lie there when the girls aren't here.
Thanks. I think I'm going to die.
Your alarm.
Huh? Gee. Should I stop calling?
No way! I have to teach him a lesson.
He's such an unlucky guy. Why did he have to hit you?
Hello. Yeah, your friend. That's right, red hair.
I thought about it and...
You really shouldn't call your bar the Blue House.
Why are you yelling at me?
Just apologize, this is really irritating.
Why are you always asking where I am?
I'm across Seongsu Bridge.
You know the second intersection?
Take a left and that will be Dosanno.
Make a right... I don't know, you asshole!
I'm the one who swore, why am I upset?
I think we should talk about this in person.
This kind of matter needs to be taken care of in person.
Come out to the grass field out front.
And when you come, don't tell any reporter.
You know... I'm surrendering.
That asshole! Is he a singer, too?
Yes. He is!
Everyone knows him.
Arrest that red hair right away!
You do it yourself, okay?
Answer me!
Yes, sir.
How many songs did you sing?
Five.
- Louder! - F-five.
- Uh... - What?
Aren't you detective Kim?
Oh, yes.
Hello.
Hey, I'm at the police station.
I got arrested for being a singer.
Don't expect to see me for a while.
I'm in trouble. I can't work on my next album.
I can't believe they got me like that.
Students should study! Singing is illegal.
You guys wanna go to prison?
Hey, quiet!
- How many? - The police are hitting people!
You got a problem with that? How many?
- I ought to... - Listen...
He's older. You shouldn't be so rude.
- Who Are you? - Huh?
Get lost.
Uh...
- Hey! - What is It
Forming a criminal organization
and forming a vocal is the same crime.
I told you I'm by myself!
I don't think you understand the situation you're in.
Detective Kim.
What is it?
It's me.
Okay, okay, go away.
I came to surrender.
I heard you, go and wait.
Hey! Let's get this over with.
Why are you making things hard?
You seem busy, I'll wait in the cell.
I've never done this before.
- Help me out, Huh? - So...
I'll go in there. The singers' cell.
Okay, okay.
All you have to tell me is how many members.
- Just me. - "What are you doing?"
- "Are you thinking of us?" - Let's try again.
Give it to me straight.
It won't do you any good to drag it out like this.
Gee...
Hey!
Things are going along well
due to the active participation of the citizens.
Gee, this is really serious.
Crazy fucks.
There has been many difficulties.
He's really from the Blue House.
- Who? - This asshole.
Asshole.
Son-of-a-bitch!
Where's Lee Sooman? I know you know.
I know he supported you for 10 years
so he could become president.
Oh, gee.
Did you laugh?
Hey! Did you just laugh?
I didn't laugh, did I?
We only laugh when something's really funny.
Gee, then was it you?
I didn't laugh.
- Then why Are You laughing? - I'm not.
Fucking asshole.
What?
Hey! Come here!
Come on, you turtle ass. Come here!
- What? Turtle ass? - Wait!
Now what?
Calm down. Jin, apologize.
- If This asshole flips... - What?
Hey, baldie. Give him the electric torture.
- You son-of-a... - Hey!
Let's fight one on one. If I win, you let us go.
If you win, I'll tell you where Lee Sooman is.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Fine, you asshole. Come on, let's fight.
- Hey! Don't stop me. - Hold this.
- Come on! - Go, Jin!
Come on, you asshole!
Come on.
I'm going to flatten your head like a pizza.
That son-of-a-bitch.
Jin! Your nose is bleeding.
Come on, switch! Switch with Pilgyo!
He can fight. Switch!
Don't call my real name.
Touch! Alright. He's a red belt at Taekwondo.
Minwoo, it's a black belt.
Black belt? You're dead meat.
Son-of-a-bitch.
I did some fencing, too. Let me use a weapon, huh?
Okay, fine.
Looks like you'll be cleaning up a dead body today.
Beat the shit out of him!
Wait! Wait! Wait.
Lee Sooman is at...
Wait!
Tell him exactly where he is!
Yes, go straight at the Hakdong intersection.
Make a right at the Galleria Dept. Store.
Go about 300 meters to a beige building on the left.
The second floor of that building is our office.
Hey, don't say office. Say SM Entertainment.
That's SM Entertainment.
Go to the president's office. There's a cabinet there.
A green cabinet. He's in there.
The number for the cabinet is 8307.
7!
Hello!
Hard day, huh?
Don't worry. They'll show up soon.
Can I trust that?
Of course.
Twice for a singer, three times for us.
- They are there! - do a good job.
Twice for a singer. Three times for us!
One. Two. Three!
Poor guys. You're all dead.
- Younghoon. - Younghoon.
Are you alright?
You're alright.
Jongmin, are you alright?
I'm hungry.
Gee, Sinji, look at your face. You lost so much weight.
It's alright, I prepared everything, don't worry.
- Younghoon! - yeah.
Let's go! This way. Huh? Just go straight.
- Wait, wait. - Why?
I have to tell you something.
- Actually... - Huh?
Didn't you hear anything?
What? What are you looking at?
Look at me when you talk. What is it?
Actually, I brought someone.
Who did you bring?
I brought some kids from New Order. Sorry.
- New Order? - yeah.
- Are They singers? - Yeah, rock singers.
- rock singers? - yeah.
It's okay. Good job.
- It's alright? - Yeah, we can't survive alone.
Actually, Taehyung of Sobangcha is here, too.
- Sobangcha? - yeah.
Good job. You're a loyal friend indeed.
Hoil of 015B is here, too.
- 015B? - yeah.
Gee, it's okay. Good job.
- It's a jackpot! - Sorry, Younghoon.
Where are they? Call them.
- Over there! - Where?
- Hello. - Yeah, hi.
- Thank you. - Huh? Who's this?
- We're New Order! - Are You singers, too?
Everyone's welcome if you're a singer!
- We won't forget this. - Fine, fine.
- Hoil! - Jangwoo is here, too.
- We have to get of here fast. - Yeah.
What's with the sunglasses at this time of night?
Sobangcha!
Soldiers and police men might come any minute!
Wait, wait.
Soldiers and police men might come?
I called a bunch of them. You're all dead.
Freeze! Yikes!
Son-of-a-bitch!
What are you looking at? See this?
Overthrow singers!
That son-of-a-bitch! I knew it.
- Gee, He called everyone. - You're no senior.
Me?
- Hey! - I'm New Order!
Get in, you asshole!
Get them in. Over there.
- Hurry up. - This is Sinji.
Sinji and Kim Jongmin...
Hey, you're no senior anymore.
Koyote has three members.
Hey, fuck you, asshole!
Don't do drugs.
No wonder you got dumped!
I'm going to get your girl!
Can a reverend's son act like this?
He's going to become a Buddhist now.
- Hey, Younghoon. - Sobangcha.
- Untie this. - Untie What?
I'm a producer.
I used to be a fan of Sobangcha.
- Take his glasses. - Was that Kim Taehyung?
Go! Go!
- 13 all together. - that Was Taehyung.
- Yes and 13 all together. - Yes, 13.
3 members of Koyote, right?
And the new singers. Two women.
Who's Koyote?
- Sinji is Koyote. - Sinja?
Sinji is a Koyote member.
Sinji, that makes three. With the bald.
I didn't count Sinja.
No. You guys don't have any money.
Anything's fine.
Kyungmin!
- Waffles! - What?
Tell them to get butter waffles.
- Butter... - Yeah, butter waffles.
Forget about waffles.
- Just tell them. - Huh? Nothing. Thanks.
I'm telling you butter waffles are great, gee.
I guess wafers are out of the question, too, huh?
Hey, hide!
- What should we do? - Be quiet.
Minji, I packed enough. Go before your dad...
I don't have a dad.
Minji...
Where are you going
at this time of night? Where are you going!
- None of your business. - Listen to you!
Leave me alone, I'll kill myself!
Satisfied?
What's with the emergency? How embarrassing.
Is that radish good?
Haven't you ever seen anyone eat radish?
Just like a beggar.
I wonder what happened to Moonse.
Just worry about yourself.
Did you wait long?
Sorry we're late. Enjoy your meal
Don't you have anything to drink?
Wait. here. - Thank you.
We'll bring you more when things cool down a bit.
We should follow the government's orders...
But we had to do this. You are our idol.
Please keep this secret.
Thank you so much.
You don't have to. We're only your fans.
- Sorry during your meal, but... - What?
Could I have an autograph.
Your name is? Here!
Thank you. Could I take a picture?
Sure. Private Kim!
- Get the camera! - Yes.
Wait. I thought you might need this, too.
Oh, such consideration!
I really needed this.
Make it a great picture. Could I put my arm...
Can I take one, too?
Withdraw!
Janghoon.
Don't you think you're eating too much at once?
You ate two radishes at once just a while ago.
Gee, I can't believe I'm stuck here
eating ramyun at 1 in the morning.
How can you eat so well?
I can't believe it either.
Can you change your mind? Don't you feel the same?
Even if I get a haircut, even if I drink a lot,
I'm still in pain. Since I broke up with you.
We're spending so much money, these days.
Kim Janghoon eats so much.
Hey, what was that? Bamboo and what?
Sidekick!
Yeah. Why can't you reach them?
Tell them to at least send some money.
Should I borrow some money from Hongsamo?
Again? We borrowed a bunch as it is.
Save all the receipts for Kim Janghoon's food.
I can't believe those guys just disappeared.
Drink up!
Bottoms up!
Why aren't you drinking?
Janghoon, we're not even going to sing.
You don't have to warm up like that.
Why aren't we going to sing?
We're going to have a concert soon.
We have to keep our voices and bodies in shape.
Hello.
Who is this?
Huh? I'm Minji's friend.
Me? I'm Hong Gyungman.
No, I'm at home. A lot of people are here.
Janghoon, he wants to talk to a parent.
So what?
I'm Gyungman. Got it?
Hello, I'm Gyungman's father.
Oh, Minji's father, hello.
But you know how it is when a boy and girl go out.
Hello? Go out?
Your son is going out with my daughter?
Stop talking nonsense and put my kid on!
You know it's alright if there's a grownup...
It's no use raising kids under such protection.
You have to raise them in a tough way.
That's a good idea, but...
Why is your hair so red? You're not a waiter?
Stop joking, I'm bald.
Asshole! What are you doing with my daughter?
If you suddenly talk like that, my heart beats.
I'm not sure what you're...
The 5.16 Revolution and the 12.12 Incident
were all great opportunities grabbed with emergency measures.
Don't lose this opportunity.
You asshole! What are you doing there?
We were having a meeting.
Yeah, sure you were.
Get that red head if your life depends on it!
Yes, sir. Anything on the red head?
No, sir.
Jerks. Take off those sunglasses.
Who is Brown Eyes? Find them!
Yes.
Hey, lift your head.
I can't see your face, you jerk.
Move that board so I can see your face.
Gee, what's with that path on your head?
Hurry up and find Brown Eyes!
I'm looking, don't yell.
I never saw them on TV.
Who do you think you are, Kim Gunmo?
How can you be a singer with that face?
- You're definitely not it. - What Are You doing?
Who is it?
Well... These two assholes.
- Get them! - Yes, sir!
No, we're not Brown Eyes.
Wait! They say they're not.
Of course they're going to say so.
Did you ever see a criminal admit anything?
Look at him. 'Brown!'
'Eyes!' That's them all right.
Take them out of here.
We're not Brown Eyes, really!
They're going to deny it to the end.
Beat them and they'll confess.
You sang 'It's Already 3 Years, right?'
Why are there so many soldiers on the street?
Listen!
I told you we should open a fried chicken joint!
Fuck!
How many times did I tell you?
I told you a fried chicken joint is for Country Chicks.
We're singers. We have to guard our pride.
Don't laugh at me.
This whole situation and your conversation is funny.
What's so funny?
There are soldiers everywhere. Singers are arrested.
Look at us!
I'm scared, too. I'm a singer, too.
Actually, NRG is better than CAN.
Hey, did you ever be number one 3 weeks in a row?
Yeah! Did you ever get the golden cup?
Of course I did.
Where? When?
On cable!
Cable.
Yeah, yeah.
- Hey, guys! - hi.
What happened to your face?
Me? I got beat up.
They wanted me to tell them where you were.
Why are they beating people up.
Hyun Chul? Sentenced to 5 years.
- Na Hoona! - Yeah?
- Injury of 16 weeks. - 16 weeks!
It's over for singers.
What happened to us?
You guys? You were classified as comedians!
We made it.
I told you to be really funny on TV.
I was classified as a comedian, too, right?
No, as a singer.
Fuck. Why did I have to be the lead singer...
You know I can be really funny on TV.
- You're a clown, alright. - But why Did I...
- What about Jichang? - Classified as a gambler.
Oh, that's nice! Look at me.
- What about Minjong? - An actor
- and Jang Hyejin? - of course a housewife.
That must be so fucking nice.
Hey, don't use vulgar language when you talk about her.
I'm doomed.
Hey...
I Can't do it, I Can't do it
Listen to him promoting his song like that.
Don't Call Me a Coward
Even in the Back Alley
No way, how irritating.
Be quiet, your dad's home.
And do you know how old this picture is?
Okay.
- Misun. - Yes.
The lunch I asked you to make for me.
What side dish should I made?
Make kimbap, fish cakes and sausages.
Look, stop there.
Aren't you going to tell me where they are?
And fry the gimchi.
- Okay. - I ought to!
Go ahead, kill me. There are plenty of knives.
Kill us and live with madam Jang.
She's grown a lot. Minji.
Honey.
You're hitting me often these days.
Can I go now?
Come on, we have to hurry.
Okay.
We have to go.
What about the children?
- Oh, the children! - yeah.
Why did you have to have three of them?
You're asking me that now? You're the one who made them.
The children will be fine. They're not singers.
Wait.
Sayeon? What about Musong?
You've run away together? What about your kid?
Okay.
- What Did she say? - They're leaving the kid.
See, the children will be fine.
Oh, okay.
Hold on. Are they only arresting popular singers?
Right.
So why are they running? Gee, come on.
What about red head and Hong Kyungmin?
The report rate is low.
Then make them report. Asshole!
Tell people they did drugs!
We used that one too much. I think rape would be better.
- Rape? - Yes, sir.
That's it.
I was walking in the door when Kim Janghoon...
Fuck!
What are you looking at? I didn't do it.
He came from behind and forced me inside.
What the hell is going on?
What a joke.
I know you have a bad temper, but that's too much.
I didn't do it.
That's disgusting. What a pervert.
- I didn't do it! - He didn't stop.
And there was someone else behind him.
Huh? Who was that?
I'm sure it was Hong Kyungmin.
He was out of his mind.
He began beating me with a wooden bat.
Crazy fuck! And he sang.
- Crazy bitch. - What Did He sing?
What a crazy bitch.
Why do I keep falling for my friend's girl.
Kim Dohyun...
You call yourself a human being?
What are you going to do about embarrassing Kyungmin?
Hello. I wasn't going to call, but...
That girl couldn't act at all. You...
Don't worry about it. I'm going out.
Hello, people will call you a son-of-a-bitch
if you continue to act like that.
I'm not saying I would call you that.
I'm just saying people will call you a mother fucker.
A minor? And rape?
I'm going to get you for this!
It's already been hours. I say we go to Itaewon.
I'm telling you it's Namdaemun. That's where the satellite is.
Gee, we're not here to buy cheap goods.
It's in Itaewon.
Quiet, I can't find it because of you.
I'm going to find him and kill him, really.
Hello.
Welcome.
It's been 13 years since I've been in business.
But this is the first time I had singers for customers.
Welcome.
Your name is Janghoon? And you're Kyungmin.
I like your song. 'Shaking Friendship.'
Ah, wave friendship. I heard it in Iraq with Hussein.
It was very impressive. Very nice.
Look! I want to buy a gun. It's for killing.
It has to hurt like hell.
And the person has to repent. 'Why did I live like this...'
And hurt a lot at the same time. Do you have a gun like that?
Good question! Of course I have a gun like that.
I have a hidden gun deep in my heart.
Do you know anything about gun?
Well, not much.
I don't seem to know much about Namdaemun products.
Don't touch it before you pay for it.
And you have to hear this. This is a true story.
In 1990. 8:30 p.m. on August 23.
Two dealers came to my office. Without an interpreter.
From the U.S. and Iraq to buy weapons.
I hesitated. But I ended up selling.
It turned out to be the mistake of my life.
Why?
The two fought in the Gulf War.
It was a disaster.
A moment of meditation here. Because of my religion.
That is why I decided that I would never sell weapons
to just anyone.
We don't want a war, we just want it for protection.
Sh, okay. Did you hear about Russian call girls?
The call girls in Itaewon aren't even call girls.
They're secret agents from Russia.
The reason that Russia has such powerful weapons
is because of these call girls. And I'm behind them.
Sonya, Tanya and my friend, Putin.
Just give me a gun. I don't need a speech.
Wait, what's your problem? I've got a call.
Wait a minute. Wait, okay?
Let me get the phone.
Hello, Linda. How are you?
Fine and you?
Yes, an F15. Of course I had a hard time.
I sent the money. Didn't you get it?
Oh, dear, and that patriot missile you sent last time.
How do you change the battery?
We're in trouble! It won't fire.
Instructions?
- What Are You doing? - In the box?
I only want a gun. How long have I been here?
All this junk about Linda and patriot missiles and batteries.
Just use coal. Now how much is the gun?
What? Ten thousand dollars.
Ten thousand dollars? How much is that?
That's almost free. 100,000 won. Let's buy it.
Okay ten thousand.
Hey, are you that bad at English?
10 million in won.
What? 10 million won?
I could buy a mine thrower for that price.
Let's go to another store.
Let's go to Dongdaemun.
Gee, all he had is a few little guns.
I won't buy it even if it's 11,000 won.
Sell them to Linda for 10 million won.
Wait. Hey. You're in such a hurry.
Don't get upset.
And look at me. This is Namdaemun.
You can bargain for goods.
It's not easy running this operation.
What if the police show up?
Did you try digging for 6 days with a shovel
and burying a tank that wouldn't fit?
A patriot missile is 80m.
'Should I bury it lengthwise or sideways?'
I'm going to get upset.
I'm working so hard to make a living.
Alright!
How much of a discount do you want? How much?
What is it?
Do you think this will solve everything?
At least something will happen.
Just get him and beat him up. Everything will work out.
Hey, asshole! Come here!
Wait, we have some business with him.
Stay back and let us talk to him.
Are you assholes crazy?
Asshole
Let's take a look at your face
That red head!
What are you doing!
Hello, nice to meet you.
I told you to apologize and you make me a rapist?
Hey, calm down. What do you want?
Withdraw that report that was on TV.
And let go of all the singers you arrested.
And apologize for hitting my car.
What if I won't?
Then you'll have to die.
Rape and murder. That's life in prison at least.
Don't move. I'll really kill you.
You jerks, do something!
How can they get a gun in this country?
They're not real.
Don't move. You wanna see if it's real?
Asshole!
You put me in deep shit and try to run?
Where do you think you're going?
You even changed the store. What a piece of trash!
Wait!
There can't be any guns in this country.
There are some, a few.
Then why did you give us a lighter, you son-of-a-bitch!
Because of crackdowns.
To hell with that.
You're unregistered to avoid crackdowns.
Even singers are hiding from crackdowns!
Stop hitting me.
Ow, I'll give you a real gun.
Stop joking around.
Gee, he has so many lighters.
I'm not going to buy this toy for 5 million won.
It's not a lighter. Oh, fuck!
Where did you get that gun?
Get off!
What about the red head?
Not yet.
Can't you do anything right?
At least give me some answers!
Yes, sir.
I'll be in a meeting, call me if there are any problems.
Are you having a meeting with a girl?
No way! You can't fight against soldiers.
I might not be strong but I can fight them.
Isn't there a way to get them all and beat them up?
If I get them together can you beat them up?
Huh? Sure, why not?
He's probably drinking right there.
The sign's not on. How do you know?
They do that all the time.
Okay, we'll take it from here.
You go on. Janghoon!
Let's go.
Let's have a drink. Come on.
Stop touching and drink. What a pervert.
Don't worry about Emergency Measure No. 19.
You asshole!
Hello.
Look at this. Did you play a love game?
Are you here with a toy gun? You're really asking for it.
Don't just stand there. Come here and line up.
They won't listen. They have their own ways.
Everybody line up in one line!
Hurry!
You girls get out! Come on, hurry!
Hey! Do you know who I am?
Stop babbling, you're at the end of a cliff.
Yes, sir. Line up!
- Line up! - Line up!
- Count! - Count!
Fuck, one!
- One! - Hello.
Two!
- Minji, Where Are you? - Three!
- You're asking for trouble. - Park?
Where's four? Four!
Why are you at the park?
- why Are They so late? - That side's ready.
- Are They alright? - yeah.
How many gas tanks did you prepare?
About 50.
- all full of gas? - yeah.
And bring that over here. Don't let the kids go hungry.
Okay.
Can I trust this?
Hey, you got a cigarette?
Forget the cigarette. Pull this firmly.
It's true. Jungang Park!
Why would I lie to MBC?
Yes, it's a really dangerous situation. It's an exclusive.
Hurry. Yes, thank you.
- Hey, is everything ready? - Almost!
Did you eat?
Yeah, okay. I'll come home when this is done.
Of course. I'm a guardian angel of music.
I know. I love you, too.
Put your dad on.
Honey? Why are you yelling at me?
Don't you sing when you're drunk?
Making a big fucking deal over nothing...
People like you can sing
because people like me guard music.
I'll go home when I'm done here.
And don't let the kids skip dinner.
That's it!
Gee, she's so slow.
Hey, raise that second one up a bit.
It's Kyungmin!
- Hurry. - over there.
Hurry up and get out.
Red head, you're making a big mistake.
Hurry up! Come on!
Walk faster!
Hurry up and get in.
Hurry up, inside!
Sit there!
Hey, red head. Are you playing with kids?
You should be ashamed, even the kids...
Mr. Secretary.
Sir!
- There's a problem. - What?
Students are preparing a huge demonstration at the park.
Really? They should be home watching TV.
What's with a demonstration.
There's good news, too.
Kim Janghoon and Hong Kyungmin
abducted the chief secretary and they are at the park, too.
Yeah? I'd better go see the president.
I'll talk freely for convenience sake.
As you all know.
If the police or soldiers come before the media
we have to give Janghoon and Kyungmin plenty of time
to talk into the cameras.
Okay.
If the entrance is penetrated we're in trouble.
Okay.
Hey! Pay attention!
Be quiet.
Some kids might be scared and hiding in a corner.
Don't be scared!
If I find out, you're dead.
Dead!
Let's give them a good fight.
Yeah.
You know what will happen if we fail, right?
We become fools of the nation.
Okay.
Things are different this time. Let's go!
Let's warm up first. Begin!
I'm sorry, my friend. Sorry for deceiving you.
I guess my friendship wasn't so great.
Understand, my friend.
That my friendship wavered momentarily.
You're all dead meat.
Be quiet. You can talk when the cameras get here.
Let's stop before things get out of hand.
Just hang on a little more.
We have to clear our names.
Do as you wish.
Do you think soldiers are stupid?
You're so stupid. You're a hostage.
Didn't you watch 'Die Hard'?
A hostage was killed every 30 minutes.
This is bullshit.
We have to send in the forces right away.
Yes, sir.
What did the president say?
He told us to stand-by. Nothing is solved at once.
They're faster than I thought.
I told them it's an exclusive.
Hey, where are you from?
I'm from the broadcast station.
Which one? MBC or KBS?
KBC. You called, didn't you?
What? KBC? Did you call?
What regions do you broadcast?
Sinsa-dong and Yeongdong Market.
That's it? Well, come in anyway.
Bangbae-dong, too.
To your locations!
Take everything you gave me.
Take everything so I won't think of you.
The love for you.
The pain I suffered because of you.
Louder.
So I won't think of you again.
Don't leave any regrets.
The love for you.
What's this?
- Janghoon. - Huh?
There are soldiers everywhere.
Damn!
What about the broadcast station?
One is here, but.
It's the Sinsa-dong cable company.
What? The big stations aren't here for this?
Even the media is against us now.
Just like the media.
Broadcast station?
Do you think things are going to go your way?
Students...
Students who will lead the future.
You should be studying instead of
aiding criminals like this.
Your parents are working hard even at this moment
for your sake.
Hey, mister.
If you come to our team, I'll give you some
delicious ramyun instead of those hard crackers.
And, you that looks like the chief,
we don't want to fight you.
Just call the broadcast station and go, okay?
Go!
That's your daughter, right?
Broadcast station?
Go home right now, you little kids!
Gee, it must be nice to be so old.
Subdue them now!
But the stand-by order.
Whose orders do you follow?
Light up the gas and stick the pins.
Subdue them now!
- Subdue! - Subdue!
Who are you? Who is this guy?
I'm a cameraman
It's a mess outside. The kids are in danger.
Do something, will you?
Bunch of assholes.
What is it!
I'm going to kill him if you don't stop.
Fuck, withdraw!
Are you still sad about our break up?
Why are you making me sad
by showing me your tears.
They're fucking dancing the blues.
That's techno dancing.
I feel so empty hearing songs in the middle of this.
We can't even hold a mic at a concert hall.
I can't believe I'm standing here with a gun in my hand.
What do you do?
Me? I'm a congressman.
A congressman?
Congressmen sing, don't they? Sing a song, any song.
I don't like songs much. I don't know any either.
Think this is a mic and try it.
Vote! Vote! Vote number 1 Gangnam-gu.
Sell! Sell! Number 2 Choi Dolpal.
That's good. You have a nice voice.
You were elected because of your voice.
Songs move people, you know.
That's why there are alma maters and national anthems.
Give it a try.
I only know army songs.
Army songs are kind of irritating, but try one.
Colonels, lieutenant colonels and majors in hotel rooms.
Captains, first lieutenants and second lieutenants in motels.
Sergeant majors, majors and staff sergeants in inns.
And poor privates jerk off under the floor.
How embarrassing.
What a joke.
Is that song yours?
You can't do as you wish with songs! Huh?
I went to fuck and got beat up.
Damn, why do I have to get beat up fucking?
Two, three, four.
Damn, why do I have to get beat up fucking?
I went to fuck and got beat up.
Damn, why do I have to get beat up fucking?
- Hey! You! - Oh, gee
Look at you.
You call yourself a human being?
I'm taking pity on you.
If people find out you tried to do me, you're through.
Are you crazy?
Now you're trying to do anyone, huh?
I see you're total trash.
- You little! - Oh, really.
- Risu, what's the matter? - I'm dizzy.
Hey! Why don't the two of you get married?
Let's go and get some rest over there.
Hey, go away, before I cut your tongue up.
You trash, I ought to bury you alive.
Wow, such huge tits.
What is it.
Did you contribute in making my tits big?
You asshole.
Gee, this is driving me crazy.
Why did they put me in here?
What did I do wrong?
I cheered 10 years for Korean soccer.
Nobody promoted the World Cup as much as I did.
I was a marine.
Heunggook, don't get excited.
I'm worried.
Now the World Cup is over how will you make a living?
You need to change your clothes.
- I'm in trouble by the way. - What's this?
I got caught practicing. I have to practice.
Put my heart and body on a train
- Riding along in the morning fog. - Hey.
- Isn't it great? - That song again?
I'm leaving with my heart.
Far far away... Isn't it great?
It's so huge.
Soldiers. Did you have a hard day?
We love you.
Hey, private, sleeping over there.
You're tired, too, aren't you?
You know songs aren't bad, don't you?
You're here because of orders, right?
You feel like shit, right?
This is for you.
Shit! What is this?
Kyungmin.
Why aren't you sleeping?
I couldn't sleep. What are you doing?
I was just...
Minji, I think this is enough.
I can't watch you in danger like this any more.
I talked it over with Janghoon. We'll handle it now.
I guess you don't realize this isn't just your problem.
Music is ours! Nobody can take it away!
Yeah, no one can take music away from you.
But just as music is precious,
there are other precious things, too.
Let's talk about something else.
I fought a lot with my dad, too.
I let my hair grow long and carried a guitar around.
I don't know how many guitars my dad crushed.
I was disappointed because he didn't understand.
But when I stood on stage my dad watched me.
You don't understand. He'll never change.
Do you have a cigarette? Give me one.
I only have one left.
Gee, how embarrassing.
Gee. Look at you.
Look who's talking.
I'm so tired of this.
Hey!
What?
You don't even have anything to say.
Sing Warrior Kim Janghoon
Give us music or give us death!
Begin in exactly 1 minute.
Yes, sir.
Go away! Go away!
Janghoon, they're here, what should I do?
Go away! Go away!
I'll let the hostages go and surrender.
Let's end this.
- Lock them in. - Kyungmin, let's go.
What's the matter with you?
Don't move! Let's dig our graves here.
Wind, blow...
Shit, why don't they sing Kyungmin's song.
Tell her for me if you see her.
To live a good life, better than anyone else.
Do you have a phone?
Yes, in my pocket.
This is the chief secretary, stop the subjugation right away.
What are you talking about? We're carrying out orders.
Asshole, I mean withdraw the troops.
I can't do that. I'm in charge here.
Are you out of your mind? It's me!
You are only a hostage right now.
So stay out of it.
Asshole.
What are you looking at?
You have a call, Mr. President.
Put it through.
Mr. President, this is the chief secretary.
How long have you been there? What is this?
This wasn't in the plan.
Sir, this is just as planned.
Hey.
We showed them the power of the government.
There won't be any singers running for president.
Sir, politics is all about timing.
Cancel Emergency Measure No. 19.
If you don't cancel it now you will be in danger, too.
As you love the citizens, the citizens love you.
Citizens, Emergency Measure No. 19 is cancelled as of now.
We apologize for any inconveniences that
you may have experienced due to the emergency measure.
You call that an apology?
That doesn't sound like an apology.
Does that sound like an apology to you?
Yup.
Anyway, the problem's solved.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to finish my concert. What about you?
I'm going to get an estimate for my car and an apology.
Do you think you'll get it?
Yup.
That's it.
Sing! Sing! Sing!
I'm a soldier, I don't know any songs
except boring army songs.
Sing! Sing! Sing!
If you insist, I'll sing a song I used to sing
with my daughter when she was young.
Father and I made a flower garden.
Sun plants and garden balsam have blossomed.
Gee, what a joke. How embarrassing.
Along the rope that citizens father tied.
Morning glory has blossomed, too.
You can do it! We love you Freedom of Music
4 years later This is a news flash.
In the 45th American election, madam Helen
of the Olive Salon has become president.
In Japan, madam Anna Hirata of a salon
has become prime minister.
What should we do about Madam Oh?
Find her a safe hide out. I love her too much.
Yes, sir.
What about Micky? She's my partner.
Forget her. She's rude. She won't even sleep with anyone.
Yes, Mr. President.